A midwestern husband finds himself in the grip of a diet forced on him by his wife. 

Desperate for meat but paralyzed by blackmail, the husband takes to trolling for burgers in the company trash.  The only problem is, his wife has spies and every time he gets near a fix, there’s someone lurking in the shadows.  Weary from repeated carnivorous interuptus and unable to contain himself, flees the house in search of joyous life-giving meat.  With his wife on the treadmill and no spies in sight, he has six minutes to

                                  GET OUT, GET SOME MEAT, AND GET BACK IN